Cut-It-Out

As you all know, MK Olsen has agreed to be my stunt double. (All we lack is her signature. And knowledge of my existence.) Upon reading the news, JSmo claimed that she has “always” thought that I look like Michelle Tanner. She even challenged me to post some toddler pictures.

She’s right. I do look like Lil’ Munchkin in some of my toddler pictures. Unfortunately, since the scanner doesn’t work with Leopard, the only ones available for posting are those that have already been featured on the old blog. (Aww, nuts!) I don’t mind putting them up over here, and I will, but I’m not sure how accurate a comparison you can make, since only one is a head-on shot and I’m making a weird face in it.

But I don’t want JSmo starting her own blog just so she can post pics of me on the pot — how rude! — and we do our best to give the fans what they want at For the Record, so . . . You got it, dude!

Pre-toddler, snoozin’ on the Pops

Oh, Mylanta, It’s the Fam! (Be careful what you ask for, JSmo!) This one is weird because I’m doing something strange with one of my eyes and I have my tongue pushed down behind my bottom lip. The family pic on the bookshelf in the background is beyond classic and probably pretty Tannerino-ish, but I don’t have it in digital form.

Fixing Mom’s hair, despite the fact that she gave me a geek-burger mullet.

Puffy eyes and lacy nightgown, but check out those tans. Whoa, baby!

And that’s it. I’m out of pics and almost out of words. (Did you see all that bloggin’ I did yesterday? Have, mercy!)

All I’ve got left is a notice that the blog will probably be lying dormant for the next few days. Before you tell me I’m in big trouble, mister, let me assure that I have a good excuse. Caelyn and I are going to Abilene for my niece’s first birthday. But I promise to return in top form . . . with pictures of cuter babies.